See You in September?

Well, if you can read, you’ll see my last entry was over a month ago. I know a lot of you have been asking yourselves, me, and anyone who would listen: Where’s Ray been?

Than answer is – none of your business.

Maybe I haven’t written because TV shows go on hiatus for the summer, so why shouldn’t I?

Maybe I’ve been busy traveling across the country.

Maybe it's hard to compose Blogs when you are waiting to get your computer back from the authorities.

Maybe it’s because I wanted to know what its like to be a celebrity and look at work as projects that are accomplished over the course of months instead of shitty-hourly tasks that have plagued my mostly hourly wage existence.

Maybe it’s because I had 15 years of school that conditioned me to slack off just because it’s the summer.

Maybe because I’m tired of commenting on life, and want to become an active participant.

Maybe it's because I'm out of funny and I'm waiting on a shipment.

Maybe it’s because I know that no one reads this, so why would I bother..?

I guess a better question is: Why is Ray posting THIS piece of shit now?

The main reason I even bring any of this stuff up is so the next time I get off my fat ass and post something, I don’t have to try to explain why it’s been TWO months since I posted something.

And, I’d also like to link you to some pictures of me beating my girlfriend’s ass… Enjoy
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